Space Jam Quotes

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll!
[Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around]
Announcer: At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy!
[Lola

dribbles and spins the ball on her finger]
Announcer: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck!
Daffy Duck: Thank you! Thank you!
[Silence from the audience, crickets chirping]
Daffy Duck: [disappointed, but sarcastically] Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck!
Announcer: And

the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny!
Bugs: Thank you! Thank you!
Announcer: And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!

Female Seer: [while the Nerdlucks are hiding in a trench coat at a basketball game] Sweetheart?
Male Fan: What?
Female Seer: Thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male Fan: This is as good as I could get.
Female Seer: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his

raincoat.
Male Fan: Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!
Nerdluck Bang: Hey, someone's killing someone.
Nerdluck Blanko: Nah... seriously?
Nerdluck Pound: A killer? Let me see...
[Pound gets a closer look]
Nerdluck Bupkus: [Points to Charles

Barkley as he's playing] That's him, the killer! He's big!
Nerdluck Blanko: He's good.
Nerdluck Pound: He's *mine*!

Sylvester: [after a few suggestions of what to challenge the Nerdlucks to] Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say... we get a ladder
[as you see a mental image of him on a ladder outside of a window where Tweety Bird is sitting in his cage]
Sylvester: ... wait till the old lady gets out of the room... then grab that little bird!

[grabs Tweety Bird, then the scene transitions back to Sylvester holding on to one of his thumbs, hyperventilating]
Bugs: Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!

Bill Murray: Okay, here's how I see it. Duck?
Daffy Duck: Yes.
Bill Murray: You kick it in to the girl bunny. Down in the post. Then you dish it back out to the guy bunny.
Lola Bunny: Got it.
Bill Murray: Swing it around to Mike, over here. You go to the hole and dominate!

Michael Jordan: Bill! We're on defense!
Bill Murray: Whoa ho ho! I don't play defense. Okay, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys, listen up.
Michael Jordan: Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out.
Bill Murray: Don't lose that confidence, okay, paws and

wings in here, all right!

Nerdluck Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
Nerdluck Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
Nerdluck Bupkus: Have you seen him?
Nerdluck Blanko: Is he around?
Bugs: Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears...
[Bugs pulls his ears]

Bugs: like this?
Nerdlucks: Yeah.
Bugs: And does he hop around like this?
[Bugs hops around the forrest]
Nerdlucks: Uh-huh.
Bugs: And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this?
[Bugs chomps carrot]
Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc?
Nerdlucks: [excited] YEAH!

Bugs: [leaves] Nope, never heard of him.
Nerdlucks: Aw...
Bugs: [to the audience] Y'know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.

Mr. Swackhammer: [after berating them for losing to the Looney Tunes] Alright, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!
Michael Jordan: [to the Monstars] Why are you taking from this guy?
Monstar Bupkus: Because he's bigger!
Monstar Pound: He's bigger?
Monstar Bang: Then, we *used* to

be...
Mr. Swackhammer: [the Monstars realize they are now bigger than Swackhammer and look at him menacingly] What are you doing?
[They seize him and stuff him on a rocket and blasts it off into space to crash onto the Moon]
Michael Jordan: Had it in you all the time, didn't ya?
[the Monstars look embarrassed for a moment]