Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.
[to Phillip]
Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Cartman: It was the Terrence & Phillip movie.
Kyle: Dude!
Cartman: What? Fuck you guys. I wanna get out of here.
Cartman: Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?
[pause]
Cartman: [yells] I said, who wants to fuckin' touch me?
Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam Australians!
Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?
Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck.
Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!
Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold.
[in post-credits scene]
Ike: Guys out there is hurted.
[eats rat]
[the Mole ordered Cartman to disable the army camp alarms, but to his surprise the alarms sound when he tries to rescue Terrance and Phillip and he gets set upon by a pack of wild guard dogs, which he manages to escape from]
The Mole: [Bloody & mortally injured] Ze alarms, they went off?
Cartman: [Casually] Oh that was my bad, sorry.
Sheila Broflovski: [In Chorus with Everyone] We've got to blame Canada, we've got to make a fuss! Before someone thinks of blaming us!
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
[they laugh]
Cartman: Hey Stan, tell them about the part where Terrence calls Phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart.
Mrs. Cartman: [singing "Blame Canada"] And my little boy eric, had my picture on his shelf / And now when he sees me he tells me to go fuck myself!
