Stan: [singing] The sun is shining and the grass is green. / Under the three feet of snow, I mean.
[singing]
Chef: So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.
Ticket Taker: Hey wait a minute, where is your guardian?
Cartman: What?
Ticket Taker: I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in. Didn't you?
Cartman: Fuck off, you donkey-raping shit eater.
Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.
Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!
Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
[Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]
Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
Cartman: This is fucking weak...
[During the Uncle Fucker song]
Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker, you're a boner-biting-bastard, uncle fucker.
Stan: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.
Stan: Huh?
Chef: Whoops.
[after unsuccessfully trying to save Kenny]
Dr. Doctor: Dammit! It never gets any easier!
[walks away whistling]
Sheila Broslofski: [singing] Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along. Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Man in Chorus: [singing] They're not even a real country anyway.
Cartman: [Realizing he still has Mr. Hat] Why the hell am I still holding this thing for?
[Throws him away]
Mr. Garrison: [From off screen] Mr. Hat, no!
Cartman: Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway.
Kyle: Cartman! What the hell are you talking about? You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!
Cartman: Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
Winona Ryder: [to the troops at the USO show] I'm super-psyched to be here today. What you're doing for our country is sooo cool! I mean, war, man. Wow. War. Y'know? Wow.
Woman in Theatre: [Terrence And Phillip are singing "Uncle Fucka", and two movie patrons walk out in the middle of the song] What garbage!
Man in Theatre: Well, what do you expect, they're Canadian!
Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.
[his last words]
Kenny: Mmf mm mpf mm mommmppf mmf momm mmom mf mff. Mff mffs mmmph mmf, mmph? Mmmpf mpph.
