I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.
There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.
I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.
Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.
What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.
I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail.
Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves.
I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.
You don't want to be nasty for the sake of being nasty.
You would not want me on your football team.
The success of 'The Simpsons' really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television.
Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
The resistance to science is idiotic.
I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.
If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.
There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'
