School of Rock
School of Rock

Rosalie Mullins: [to the crowd of angry parents] I've just been informed that all of your children are missing.

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

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School of Rock

Summer Hathaway: Groupie?
Dewey Finn: What's the matter?
Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
Dewey Finn: Well, a groupie's an important job.
Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They're sluts! They sleep with the band!
Dewey Finn: No,

that's not true. They're like cheerleaders.

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School of Rock

Spider: You're hot, you're so hot...
Miss Mullins: What? Are you warm?

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Freddy: I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.
Katie: Sheila E.? Meg White from the White Stripes?
Freddy: [Freddy winces] She can't drum!
Katie: She's a better drummer than you! At least she has rhythm.
[Miss Mullins passes and realizes that Freddy has rolled up his sleeves and spiked his

hair]
Miss Mullins: Freddy! Where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair?
Freddy: It's called punk.
Miss Mullins: Well, it's not school uniform.
[She pulls his left sleeve down, and he turns away with a rebellious expression. Frankie, Michelle, and Eleni have observed this]

Frankie: Miss Mullins, you're the Man.
Miss Mullins: Thank you, Frankie!

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines!

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School of Rock

Mrs. Lemmons: Would you care to join us, Mr. Schneebly?
Dewey Finn: Yeah.
Mrs. Lemmons: Did I say that correctly? "Schneebly"?
Dewey Finn: Actually, it's "Schnayblay".

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: Dude, I service society by rocking, OK? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: [singing their song in the Battle of the Bands] May I have the attention of the class: Today's ASSignment...
Alicia, Marta, Tomika: ...kick some ass!

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: [Assigning positions to the band members] Lead guitar... Zack Attack. On bass... Posh Spice. On keyboards, Mr. Cool. And on drums, Spazzy McGee. OK, Blondie, Brace Face, you're singing backup. All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail.
Billy: Can I be the band stylist instead?
Dewey

Finn: Of course you can, Fancy Pants. OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment... And you three...
[looking at the three tiny girls]
Dewey Finn: groupies... As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar.

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Miss Mullins: [about the teachers] They hate me.
Dewey Finn: No they don't.
Miss Mullins: Yes they do, I can see. I wasn't always like this, you know, I wasn't always wound this tight. There was a time where I was fun. I was funny! I was. But you can't be funny and be the principle of a prep school! No, you cannot. Because when it

comes to their kids, these parents have no sense of humor. No. And if something goes wrong its my head in the smasher. And these parents will come down on me like a nucular bomb! I can't make a mistake! I gotta be perfect! And that pressure has turned me into something that I never wanted to be!
Miss Mullins: [silently mouthing the words] A bitch!
Dewey

Finn: No you're not.
Miss Mullins: Yes I am. I am a big one!

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Dewey Finn: [singing] No you're not hardcore! Unless you live hardcore! And the legend of the rent was way hardcore!

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School of Rock

Freddy: Um, are we going to be goofing off like this every day?
Dewey Finn: Uh, we're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion.
Freddy: Well, um, are we going to be creating musical fusion every day?
Dewey Finn: Yeah, get used to it.
[Freddy grins as he leaves]

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: Look, the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie?
Marta: Christina Aguilera.
Dewey Finn: Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop.
Leonard: Puff Daddy.
Dewey

Finn: Wrong. Billy?
Billy: Liza Minnelli?

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School of Rock

[the crowd is chanting: School of Rock! School of Rock!]
Marta: What is that?
Dewey Finn: [Awed] It's an encore. They want us to go play another song! It's good! Go, you guys!
[the kids all shriek and run for the stage]
Dewey Finn: Wait, no, no, just the band! Okay. Everybody, go!

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: [singing] Come on come on come on/Touch me babe, bada bada, can't you see/ that I am not afraid, shaga tada!/ Lawrence is good at piano/He shall be rocking in my show, shaga tada!

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!

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School of Rock

Patty Di Marco: That is so typical, Ned! When are you going to stop being a pushover? When are you finally going to start sticking up for yoursel...
[Ned slams the door in Patty's face]

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: Okay, whose got food in here?
[no one raises a hand]
Dewey Finn: You're not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry.

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School of Rock

Dewey Finn: [alerted that Miss Mullins is approaching, Dewey starts writing on the chalkboard] ... And therefore, E=MC2. Oh, Miss Mullins, come in.
Miss Mullins: I'm sorry to interupt but Miss Lemmons said she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Music? Uh, music. I haven't heard any music. Uh oh, you know what, Miss

Lemmons must be on crack, right, kids?
Miss Mullins: Uh, well, what's that?
[Points at guitar]