Alex: [while having sex on the ceiling] Bring it on! Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
Shorty Meeks: [while being rolled up like a joint by a weed tree] I'll NEVER smoke you again.
Dwight Hartman: How about I take these two legs... and shove them right up your ass - all the way to the knee.
[deleted scene]
Alex: God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes he could be a real asshole. Praying for 24 years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If you're listening and I know you're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least you could do. Amen. Let's eat.
Hanson: Who's ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman: Yours or the turkeys?
Shorty Meeks: Oh shit, son.
Hanson: Well, I know what you'd like. How about a leg?
Cindy Campbell: [looks at bottles placed in front of Shorty] Choloroform? Horse Tranquilizers? You drugged him.
Hanson: I did not. That's all his stuff.
Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game!
Professor: Whoa whoa whoa WHOA Dwight.
