Sausage Party Quotes

Douche: [while being rocketed across the floor, panics] What's happening out there?
Barry: NOW!
[the food does a U-turn on Darren and Douche]
Coconut Milk: [flips the bird] SO LONG, ASSHOLE!
[Lavash and Sammy are holding matches, light the tanks on fire and the tanks explode]

Douche, Darren: NO!
[the tanks shoot up to the sky, killing both Darren and Douche]
Barry: It's over. We won. WE FUCKING WON!

[Frank, Carl, Barry and Troy notices that an evil manager named Darren comes to the Sausages and Buns bin]
Frank: SHIT! It's the Dark Lord!
Carl: Oh no! He's coming!
Old Pork Sausage: No, wait! I'm still fresh, I swear! I'm still fresh!
[Darren takes the screaming Old Pork Sausage and throws it away in the garbage]

Carl: Did he see us?
Frank: No way!
Troy: We're fucked, bros!
Barry: Oh God! No! Take anyone, but us! Please!
[Darren takes the wrong Fancy Dogs]

Firewater: Before us, everyone knew the awful truth.
[flashbacks]
Firewater: Ohhhh, how they screamed. It was a living nightmare. So, we the Non-Perishables created a story, the story of the Great Beyond. A place where the Gods care for you, and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true. They would go out those doors happy, instead of

shitting themselves.

Indian Chutney: We choose the more pleasant thing!
Ice Cream: Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
Frank: No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
Brenda: Oh Frank. What are you doing?

Refried Beans: You, senor, have no bedside manner!
Frank: What? I have bedside manner!
Frozen Fruitz: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
Sauerkraut: You intolerant piece of shit!

Brenda: Kind of stuffy in here, Eh, girls? So I'm just gonna get out, get a little air for a second.
[She tries to get out, But the buns grabs Brenda]
Loretta Bun: What's your problem?
Brenda: Let go of me!
Loretta Bun: First, you smushed Sally...
[sees Sally, who smushed, she turns back to

Brenda]
Loretta Bun: ... And then, you try to fuck up red, white and blue day for us?
[Buns began to fighting Brenda in package]
Brenda: Get your hands off me! I've got to get out of here!
Loretta Bun: Just chill out, you crazy bitch!
Old Pork Sausage: BUN FIGHT! Check it out!

Frank: I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't believe me!
Barry: Of course they didn't! You just called them all a bunch of fucking idiots! You can't just slam their beliefs! You have to show them that there's a better way. You need to inspire them like you inspired me! You need to give them hope.
Frank: Hope? Well, how the fuck

are we supposed to give them that? You got lucky, and killed a stupid one! There's dozens of them down there!
Gum: [appears] Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

Frank: You see? There is hope!
Licorice Rope: Aw, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole!
Frank: No, no! Don't worry, I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good... Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs and I acted like I know all the answers. But I don't. Nobody knows everything. But what I do know is

that together, we can fight these monsters and take control of our own lives!
Brenda: Yes! Our lives and our bodies!
Frank: We need to unite and stop focusing on each other's differences. Especially in immature and outdated ways. We have to cooperate and...
[notices the drugged shopper screaming]
Female Shopper #2: DIE!

[slaps a piece of pizza and smashes it against the window]
Frank: Oh, no! Pizza!
[Frank, Brenda, Barry and the others looked the drugged shoppers]