Ant-Man and the Wasp Quotes

Scott Lang: [shrunk down to a child's size; runs into Pym's car after going undercover in a school]
Dr. Hank Pym: Hiya, champ, how was school today?
Scott Lang: Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?
Hope van Dyne: So cranky.
Dr. Hank Pym: You want a juice

box and some string cheese?
Scott Lang: Do you really have that?

Dr. Bill Foster: I was partners with Hank on a project called Goliath.
Dr. Hank Pym: Excuse me? You were my partner?
Dr. Bill Foster: The only thing more tiring than going big was putting up with Hank's bullshit.
Scott Lang: Right... I don't know. How big did you get?
Dr. Bill Foster:

My record? 21 feet.
Scott Lang: Not bad.
Dr. Bill Foster: You?
Scott Lang: I don't...
Dr. Bill Foster: No, really. I'm curious.
Scott Lang: 65 feet. Yeah.
Dr. Bill Foster: Whoa! Huge.
Scott Lang: 65.
Hope van

Dyne: If you two are finished comparing sizes... we need to figure a way to track down the lab.

Scott Lang: [sees Sonny Burch on a ferry that sails away] How did he even have time to buy a ticket?
[tries to shrink down to his miniature size by pressing a button]
Scott Lang: Won't you just, one time, please, work!
[successfully shrinks down to his miniature size]
Scott Lang: Yes! Oh, alright, I need help. Yes!

[calls in a flying ant, though it is eaten by a bird]
Scott Lang: Oh... sorry.
Scott Lang: [calls in another flying ant, but it is again eaten by a bird] Hey! Come on, man! Not cool!
[the same thing happens with multiple other flying ants]
Scott Lang: Murderers!
[one flying ant catches him and starts to fly

him to the ferry]
Scott Lang: Yes! I'm gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas!
[another bird eats ANT-onio]
Scott Lang: No, no!
[lunges off the flying ant and starts falling]
Scott Lang: ANT-onio!

Sonny Burch: Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is?
Luis: I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
Dave: You put a dime in him, and you gotta let the whole song play out.
Kurt: He like human jukebox.

Luis: Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant! Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz". You know, Chicanos we call him "Moz". "Then, ¡adiós!". What can I say? You know, we relate to this melancholy ballads. You know?

Jimmy Woo: You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again.
Scott Lang: Where?
Jimmy Woo: Huh?
Scott Lang: Where will you be seeing me again?
Jimmy Woo: Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there...
Scott

Lang: Oh.
Jimmy Woo: ...to catch you.
Scott Lang: You'll be watching and...
Jimmy Woo: Yeah.
Scott Lang: I thought you were inviting me somewhere.
Jimmy Woo: Why would I do that?
Scott Lang: That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I...

Jimmy Woo: Like a party? Or dinner or something?
Scott Lang: I don't know, I thought you were...
Jimmy Woo: No, I meant...
Scott Lang: ...planning the evening.
Jimmy Woo: No, I meant to, like, arrest you.
Scott Lang: No, that'd be a little strange.

Jimmy Woo: Like, I'll arrest you later again.
Scott Lang: Take it easy.
Jimmy Woo: Okay.
[turns to leave then turns back to Scott]
Jimmy Woo: Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean -
[Scott shakes his head no]
Jimmy Woo: Because I'm free...

Luis: So anyway, this guy gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that's when he met Hope. And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I'm all business." And then Scotty's like, "You know what, girl? My heart's all broken, and I'll probably never find love again. But damn, if I want to kiss you!" But then you fast-forward and they're all like

into each other, right? And then Scotty's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but I'm gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!" Then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!" So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won't admit it, but his heart's all like, "Damn! I thought Hope could've been my new true partner. But I blew it!" But fate brought

them back together, and then Hope's heart is all, "I'm worried that I can't trust him. And he's gonna screw up again and ruin everything." And in my heart, it's all like, "That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's rent. And we're days away from going out of business! Oooh!"
Kurt: Out of business?
Dave: Days away?

Luis: Damn truth serum!

Hope van Dyne: Oh, my God. You *didn't* destroy the suit?
Dr. Hank Pym: WHAT?
Scott Lang: Well, it was your life's work, Hank. I couldn't destroy that. Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down and mailed it to Luis.
Dr. Hank Pym: You sent my suit through the MAIL?
Scott Lang: Hey,

the postal service is very reliable, you know? They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS.

Scott Lang: I had a dream. She was playing hide and seek with a little... girl. Cassie and I do it all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
Hope van Dyne: But, was it Cassie in the dream?
Scott Lang: No.
Hope van Dyne: Where was she hiding?
Scott Lang: What?
Hope van

Dyne: The little girl, where was she hiding. Was it in a wardrobe?.
Scott Lang: No, in a tall dresser
Dr. Hank Pym: You mean a wardrobe.
Scott Lang: Is that what that's called?

Dr. Hank Pym: Last night we powered up the tunnel for the first time. It overloaded, and it shut down. But for a split second, the doorway to the Quantum Realm was opened.
Scott Lang: And?
Hope van Dyne: And five minutes later, you called. Talking about Mom.
Dr. Hank Pym: We think when you went down there, you

may have entangled with her.
Scott Lang: Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.
Dr. Hank Pym: *Quantum* entanglement, Scott.