I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.
I had a lot of depression as a kid.
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.
You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.
I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman.
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch.
I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage.
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
