Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

Every marriage is different, and it's impossible to understand your own marriage, really, much less anybody else's.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I don't think that most of my peers in rock criticism are from the West Coast. I think most of them are from the East Coast.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I think Theodore Adorno was profoundly ignorant. I think even Adorno's fans think he was bad at understanding popular music. He thought it was all jazz.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

The most important single fact about pop music in the Nineties, is the number of hours made commercially available increased by an estimated factor of ten.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

Every once in a while there's a day or two when I say, 'Gee, electric guitars, what an ugly sound.' But I'm a very enthusiastic person. For sure I'm an excitable, fun-loving person. I enjoy life.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

In the worst of times, music is a promise that times are meant to be better.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I basically believe that all pop stars create personas and manipulate them. What we relate to are not their real selves; they are projections, which tend to shift in shape.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

Once people write criticism about something - and even in 1967 I was far from alone - they're assuming it's art, and art is supposed to last.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I love collections. I got into journalism with the idea that I'd be doing them.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

One way I judge music is whether it compels me to listen to it.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

My personal experience has been that in my free bohemian subculture, I'm not unique.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

Rock & roll fan that I am, Thelonious Monk is probably my favorite musical artist.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I'm not happy that death is approaching because I like being alive but I'm glad I've escaped the two-post-a-day economy of contemporary journalism. Good writing takes time.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

Forget good for you - art should be good to you.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

My experience of what a loving relationship is like rings true with a lot of people I meet. I have a theory that the people you meet, one way you choose them, is their suitability for you in that particular matter. Attitudes toward friendship and marriage are in many cases closely aligned.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

If rock criticism is to be a political calling, which has always been my angle, that's obviously not because it's a fountainhead of protest songs.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

My love of written language is every bit as great as my love for music.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

One of the many things I hate about Donald Trump is that he embodies a kind of very popular popular culture that, as near as I'm able to perceive and stomach, is of no quality whatsoever.

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I like to say that I don't have the slightest doubt that Barack Obama read me in the early 80s. It's the kind of person he was!

Robert Christgau
Robert Christgau

I've always been a jazz fan, but I don't write much about jazz, because I don't have the chops. But it's really, really hard to write about improvised instrumental music when you don't have a good knowledge of harmony and can't identify rhythm signatures very easily either.