Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

People who drive slow in the left lane on the highway! Are you kidding me? Don't you see everybody passing you, honking and flipping you off? It's not because everyone else is crazy, it's because you're driving slow in the fast lane, you jerk! OMG! It makes me crazy!

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

When you're leading Marines, you don't screw around, so the comedy is limited in uniform. And when you're a comedian, you can't be heavy handed and come across with tales of gore or material that people won't understand, so I try to keep them separate.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I don't mind it so much if I get type cast as an authority figure. I get to do comedy no matter what it is, so it doesn't bother me.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

When the folks at Holiday Inn Express handed me a pancake with my very own face on it, I knew I had finally made it. Then, I grabbed a knife and fork, and tucked into my face. And I'm happy to report: I'm delicious.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

Honestly, you could beat me, torture me - just don't bore me.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

Look, here's the deal: The Chiefs' fate and the Royals' fate, that's my fate.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I never got into the horror genre, and action was fine, but I just loved comedy. Any comedy I could get my hands on, I would. I watched 'Saturday Night Live' religiously.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

The comedy seeds were planted before the Marine seeds. The thought of comedy never happening was scary. When you have a plan, you never know what will happen.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

That's a good sign for a movie: When it becomes part of the lexicon and pop culture for an entire generation. I've been in many movies, luckily, that get quoted.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I've written several pilots that haven't gone, so that's why you haven't seen any.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

In high school, I was voted 'Most Humorous' in my senior class.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I just love the Corps. I love the brotherhood, the camaraderie. I thank anyone in uniform who serves their fellow man. I love this country for so many reasons. We have such a great country here, and it's worth defending, and it's worth sacrificing for.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

Just take yourself back to September 2001. As that month went on, and as that autumn unrolled, everybody wanted to do something. How can I help? Do you want my blood? Do you want money for the victims? I was a captain in the Marine Corps. I knew what I could do. I was right there. I was ready. I saw it. I moved the rubble with my own hands.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I love improv so much. Listening. I think that's the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to what's being said to you, and then react honestly, you generally get better results.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

There's no better citizen than a veteran. There's so much waiting for you outside, and it's not something to be intimidated by or scared by; it is something to be embraced.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I took classes and performed and did improv and sketch and wrote sketches and did lights and sound for other people's shows just so I could be around the theater. That was about seven nights a week for seven years.

Rob Riggle
Rob Riggle

I've always been a fan of comedy. I've always enjoyed it. It's something I'm very passionate about; it's like lifeblood to me. I had to pursue it. I thought I had a little bit of talent, and if I could make a living at it, I would do it. It's worked out so far.