Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Kromulon: I like what you got! Good job!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: [runs through a Dimension of Large Farting Buttocks and Toilet Rolls]

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: [runs through a Dimension of little purple Dodo-thingies]

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: Put your left foot forward and your right foot back then slide around like on a Nordic Track.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Anthill Man: [Is Israel the Most Dangerous Place in the Universe?] Hey, I'm not touching this! You do you.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Frankenstein's Monster: I was on the wrong side of the Pitchfork on this one.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: Nice, Morty! The Student has become the Teacher.

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Rick and Morty

Jerry: Do you see what I mean?
Alien Therapist: I think we all see what you both mean.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Febrile Aristocrat: Graze my Genitals again, Taint Washer, and you shall be shipped to the Wastelands! And as for YOU, Genital Washer...

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: Murmur it up, D-Bags!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Morty: What's happening, Professor Poopy Butthole?

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Morty: There's Snakes in Space?
Rick: There's Literally Everything in Space!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Morty's Sister: You can't gift a creature with sentience and then take it away! It's Indian Giving!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Morty: I'm sick of these crazy insane adventures! That was too traumatising! I'm out!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Mr Goldenfold: I HAVEN'T LEARNED A THING!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

The Devil: What a waste of a Monkey's Paw.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: [whispers] Jubbajubbajubbajubba?
Summer: Ok, let's do it!

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: You're making a bigger deal out of this than it is.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Rick: The Council apologises for the false accusation.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Slow Moebius: Sorry, I was just showing off my Powers.