Voice Over: And then they ran as fast as they could from Giant Cat Monsters.
Voice Over: Paid for by Trunk People.
Rick: Go on in, Bird Guy, have fun!
Rick: [saved from certain death by another Antihero] And that's why you don't go to therapy!
Insectoid Galactic Agent: Awesome Possum!
Summer: Oh my God my Parents are so lame I just want to die.
Fart: More a-comin'...
Rick: That's such a poor use of my time, it's beneath me.
Morty: I'm losing it, Rick!
Morty: Here's what I think of your Crystals, Rick!
[throws the rest of the Khalaxian Crystals outside, and the Testicle Monsters get them]
Rick: Oh Morty, you idiot! Does anyone have any more K-Lax?
Rick: [saving the Planet] Shit on the Floor! It's time to get Shwifty in here! I'm Mr Bulldog...
Rick: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
Morty: We've got a job for you, Hephaestus!
Morty: If you let me remember some of these mistakes, I might not make so many of them.
Summer Smith: I don't ever want to be high again, I got scared straight.
Jerry Smith: I guess sometimes teenagers do know what they're talking about, even if it's mean.
Rick: You know who likes Dragons, Morty? Nerds who won't admit they're Christian!
