I am the only man in the country not allowed to give his name to his children.
Prince Philip
Occasionally I get fed up, going to visit a factory, when I am being shown around by the chairman, who clearly hasn't got a clue, and I try to get hold of the factory manager, but I can't because the chairman wants to make sure he's the one in all the photographs.
Prince Philip
You don't really want nonagenarians as heads of organisations which are trying to do something useful.