It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.
Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake, do they really think little us can do anything about it? No, of course not.
When you go to the darkest place, all reason and logic deserts you and you are very dependent on having good people around you.
I was brought up to be loyal, trustworthy, hardworking and to deliver. If you hired Noel Edmonds to do something then, by God, he worked hard at it.
Orbs are little bundles of positive energy and they think they can move between 500 and 1,000 miles per hour. They look like little round planets, but they come in all shapes and sizes. Conventional photography can't pick them up, but digital cameras can.
I've got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.
Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.
I'm a big fan of Ant and Dec, I think they're excellent presenters.
If you want to be happy you need to think of yourself as a container of energy. There is a universal energy, yes of course, it embraces us. When you appreciate this, life becomes a lot more exciting. You don't live life, life lives you.
I didn't say a pulsed electro-magnetic field cures cancer. I don't believe it does. All I said is that it will help tackle cancer.
Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy on a daily basis.
If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if somebody starts giving it me, I will give it back.
All you are is energy, remember that.
You don't just stop believing in something because it doesn't always work.
As an only child to be there when your parents say goodbye, that's tough.
I may be Marmite but there's a hell of a lot of people that seem to like Noel's version of Marmite.
No Botox, no facelifts. I've had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that's it. The rest is down to good genes and my unique personal formula for good health.
I haven't got a problem with sheeple calling me crazy. What's sane? What is crazy?
I'd quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with great fondness and gratitude but consign it to history.
I've driven a Formula One car, flown a helicopter, flown with the Red Arrows, met kings and queens, been to the White House.
