Adam: Hey!
Emma: What?
Adam: Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.
Adam: Go on a date with me.
Emma: You're heavily sedated.
Adam: Come on,it's... It's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all
night?
Adam: Yeah. I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books and our favorite TV shows. I'll pay for everything and you can reward me with an over-the-jeans cock rub. Like a real date.
Emma: Is that really what you want?
Adam: This Friday.
Katie: Mom is so excited. She was like screaming and crying last night! Oh, and she's going to fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.
Emma: [interrupts] Who? Bones? Who's Bones? Katie, who's Bones?
Katie: He's mom's friend. I wasn't supposed to tell you about him.
Emma: She has a boyfriend named
Bones? What is he a drifter?
Katie: No!
Emma: Why didn't she tell me?
Katie: Emma, you're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.
Emma: What's that supposed to mean?
Katie: Just, it's true.
Young Adam: So, I'm pretty good at archery.
Young Emma: That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine and your time machine breaks and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
Young Adam: You're funny, it's weird.
Young Emma: Yeah. I'm weird.
Young Adam: Me too.
Young
Emma: Yeah, well everyone loves you and your dad's like famous or something.
Young Adam: My parents are getting a divorce. That's why I had to go to camp.
[cries]
Young Emma: Are you crying?
Young Adam: No.
Young Emma: Look, I'm not really an affectionate person. People aren't meant to
be together forever.
Young Adam: You think so?
Young Emma: Yeah.
Young Adam: Can I finger you?
Young Emma: No.
Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
Patrice: [Into front door intercom] Hello?
Adam: Hi, it's Adam.
Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head "no", then back into intercom] Go away.
Adam: I've got cupcakes.
[Gets buzzed in]