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Emma: Dr. Metzner? Adam, what's going on? What happened?
Dr. Metzner: He sprained his wrist punching a wall.
Emma: You texted me that you were dying.
Adam: It really hurt.
Dr. Metzner: I gave him some Hyrdocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. You might want to have Dr.

Kurtzman here drive you home. And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory.
[hands to Emma]
Dr. Metzner: Don't worry, you're in good hands. Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor.
Emma: No! I'm not his girlfriend.
Adam: She is not my girlfriend.
Dr. Metzner: Oh sorry. I saw that he

listed you as an emergency contact. My mistake. Oh by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. Great Scott! It's funny stuff.
Adam: I'll tell him you said that.
[pops pill]

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Alvin: Come on. Hit me!
Adam: What? No. I'm not going to hit you. I don't want to hurt you.
Alvin: You're not going to hurt me. Come on!
[flexes]
Alvin: Come on, quick before I get a hernia!

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Adam: Hey!
Emma: What?
Adam: Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.
Adam: Go on a date with me.
Emma: You're heavily sedated.
Adam: Come on,it's... It's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all

night?
Adam: Yeah. I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books and our favorite TV shows. I'll pay for everything and you can reward me with an over-the-jeans cock rub. Like a real date.
Emma: Is that really what you want?
Adam: This Friday.

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Katie: Mom is so excited. She was like screaming and crying last night! Oh, and she's going to fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.
Emma: [interrupts] Who? Bones? Who's Bones? Katie, who's Bones?
Katie: He's mom's friend. I wasn't supposed to tell you about him.
Emma: She has a boyfriend named

Bones? What is he a drifter?
Katie: No!
Emma: Why didn't she tell me?
Katie: Emma, you're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.
Emma: What's that supposed to mean?
Katie: Just, it's true.

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Adam: Go on a date with me.
Emma: [laughing] You're heavily sedated.

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Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

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Lucy: So then when I was, like, 11 I was in therapy because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair and then three months in my therapist died. I know! So that was, like, kind of a bummer. But yeah, that's why I hate planes.

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Emma: People aren't meant to be together forever.

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Joy: Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?
Adam: Can we not tell everyone?

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Alvin: How long have you two been together?
Emma: Oh, we're not.
Adam: We're sex friends.
Emma: Yes we are.
Adam: Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies.
Alvin: [surprised] Great Scott!

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Emma: [Wearing 3-D glasses] Wow... It's like it's coming right at me.
Adam: I'm cumming... Uh! Fuck!
[Adam comes on Emma's face]
Emma: Did you just cum at me?
Adam: I thought you just said it.
Emma: Hmm... These glasses must be really good then.

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Emma: I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me!

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Emma: [wearing 3-D glasses] Wow... it looks like it's coming right at me.

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Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.

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Adam: Come on, it's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all night?

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Young Adam: So, I'm pretty good at archery.
Young Emma: That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine and your time machine breaks and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
Young Adam: You're funny, it's weird.
Young Emma: Yeah. I'm weird.
Young Adam: Me too.
Young

Emma: Yeah, well everyone loves you and your dad's like famous or something.
Young Adam: My parents are getting a divorce. That's why I had to go to camp.
[cries]
Young Emma: Are you crying?
Young Adam: No.
Young Emma: Look, I'm not really an affectionate person. People aren't meant to

be together forever.
Young Adam: You think so?
Young Emma: Yeah.
Young Adam: Can I finger you?
Young Emma: No.

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Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.

Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.

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Patrice: [Into front door intercom] Hello?
Adam: Hi, it's Adam.
Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head "no", then back into intercom] Go away.
Adam: I've got cupcakes.
[Gets buzzed in]

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Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?

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Emma: [after getting a hole in one playing mini golf] That hole is my bitch!