Shira: God, I am single as fuck.
Katie: [answers phone] Hey! How did it go? Did you find him?
Emma: Yeah, he was with a girl. It's his girlfriend. And I was in a bush.
Katie: Oh crap.
[pauses]
Katie: Are you still there?
Emma: [crying] Yeah.
Katie: Okay, get in your car and drive away.
How much money do you have on you?
Emma: Uh, like 10 bucks.
Katie: Okay, the box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. You're gonna need two boxes.
Emma: [crying harder] I lost him!
Katie: I'm so sorry. I love you.
Emma: I know.
[hangs up]
Sandra Kurtzman: You know I worry about you sometimes.
Emma: Why? Is this about me not having a date?
Sandra Kurtzman: No, I know you can dance alone. I know that you'll be fine. You're always fine.
Emma: So?
Sandra Kurtzman: I don't know. When we lost your father I couldn't stand to
see you in pain and I think you knew that. I think that you got good at being strong for me.
[pauses]
Sandra Kurtzman: I'm telling you be hurt. I can take it. The world can take it.
Emma: [teary] Okay.
Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then
you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner!
[shocked]
Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of
his old t-shirts.
Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
Adam: My dad invited me to dinner and he's bringing Vanessa. You have to come with me.
Emma: No, I don't. I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Adam: You know what? Just help me. These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Emma: [slaps Adam] Feel that?
Adam: Yeah. I felt that.
Adam: You know, I don't want to freak you out, but I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime.
Emma: It's not really possible. I have no time. I work 80 hours a week doing 36-hour shifts. What I need is someone who's going to be in my bed in 2 a.m. who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.
Adam: I hate breakfast.
Emma: Do you want to do this?
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex at all hours of the day and night, nothing else.
Adam: [soundbite of music] Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good.