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Shira: God, I am single as fuck.

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Katie: [answers phone] Hey! How did it go? Did you find him?
Emma: Yeah, he was with a girl. It's his girlfriend. And I was in a bush.
Katie: Oh crap.
[pauses]
Katie: Are you still there?
Emma: [crying] Yeah.
Katie: Okay, get in your car and drive away.

How much money do you have on you?
Emma: Uh, like 10 bucks.
Katie: Okay, the box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. You're gonna need two boxes.
Emma: [crying harder] I lost him!
Katie: I'm so sorry. I love you.
Emma: I know.
[hangs up]

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Emma: Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back!
Lisa: We're not pumpkins!
Joy: We're ladies!
Emma: But you're so orange!
[Adam tries carrying Emma inside]
Emma: Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!

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Sandra Kurtzman: You know I worry about you sometimes.
Emma: Why? Is this about me not having a date?
Sandra Kurtzman: No, I know you can dance alone. I know that you'll be fine. You're always fine.
Emma: So?
Sandra Kurtzman: I don't know. When we lost your father I couldn't stand to

see you in pain and I think you knew that. I think that you got good at being strong for me.
[pauses]
Sandra Kurtzman: I'm telling you be hurt. I can take it. The world can take it.
Emma: [teary] Okay.

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Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.

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Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then

you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner!
[shocked]
Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of

his old t-shirts.

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Adam: You're crazy. I felt like Flava-Flav.
Emma: I can't believe you chose those girls.
Adam: You jealous?
Emma: Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me.
Adam: You told me to.
Emma: You shouldn't listen to me.
Adam: Alright, I

won't.

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Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

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Alvin: When you're married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women. Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind.
Adam: You're an asshole.
Alvin: But you're not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.

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Guy: I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight.
Patrice: You are not even a woman.

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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.

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Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.

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Emma: Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come.
Adam: Isn't that against your Hypocratic Oath?
Emma: Yeah. I'd let you die!

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Adam: You eat like a baby dinosaur; you don't even chew.

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Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is?
Adam: What?
Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?

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Adam: I can't keep doing this. I'm not gonna see you again.
Emma: I know. That makes sense.
Adam: Bye.

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Adam: My dad invited me to dinner and he's bringing Vanessa. You have to come with me.
Emma: No, I don't. I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Adam: You know what? Just help me. These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Emma: [slaps Adam] Feel that?

Adam: Yeah. I felt that.

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Adam: [Calling Emma] You can't just suddenly call me and say you miss me!
Emma: I know...
Adam: No, do not call me to say you miss me. Do not text me, do not e-mail me... do not write it on my wall! If you really miss me, come here and tell me that!

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Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!

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Adam: You know, I don't want to freak you out, but I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime.
Emma: It's not really possible. I have no time. I work 80 hours a week doing 36-hour shifts. What I need is someone who's going to be in my bed in 2 a.m. who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.
Adam: I hate breakfast.


Emma: Do you want to do this?
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex at all hours of the day and night, nothing else.
Adam: [soundbite of music] Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good.