Mary Jo Wright, Miss Texas: Will you please go back to the mothership?
Frank Tobin: Only if you go with me, Tex-ass.
Agent Clonsky: McDonald called. He saw Hart's little anti-smoking commercial, he's on his way down.
Eric Matthews: Oh, good, perfect, because I'd hate for him to fire me over the phone!
[as they get dressed before the ceremony]
Miss Hawaii: No insults today?
Karen "New York": [pathetic] You're a Don Ho.
[repeated line]
Karen "New York": Bizzaro!
