Megamind Quotes

Roxanne Ritchi: [looking around Megamind's lair] Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
Minion: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in...
Megamind: Don't answer that!
Minion: [whispering] Romania.
Megamind: NO! She's

using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets! Such tricks... won't work... on ME.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!

Roxanne Ritchi: You gave him these powers, can't you take them away?
Megamind: I can't! I lost the defuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car. The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain... Did you ever look back...?
Roxanne Ritchi: No!
[slams on the brakes]
Megamind: [hits his head on the

windshield] OH! My giant blue head!
Megamind: [sarcastic] Whoops, I guess we're here.

Minion: This is about Miss Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!
Megamind: [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!
Minion: Oh, this is bad... This is bad! You've fallen in love with her!
Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys!
Minion: What

happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of lying!

[Megamind flips TV channels in prison]
Titan: [on TV] Hey, Megamind, you and I have unfinished business! I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet...
[reveals a captured Roxanne]
Megamind: Roxanne!
Titan: Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you!
Roxanne

Ritchi: Megamind... I don't even know if you're listening... but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would NEVER run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality!... You need to be that guy, RIGHT now. The City needs you... I need you.
Megamind: Roxanne...
Titan: You have one hour. DON'T

keep me waiting!

Megamind: [wounded] I'm sorry... I did the best I could...
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm so proud of you.
[Megamind touches his watch, who is actually Minion in disguise]
Roxanne Ritchi: Minion?
Minion: Surprise!
[chuckles nervously]
Minion: He's the real hero!
[points at

Megamind disguised as Metro Man]

Megamind: Well done! I thought that battle went really, really well! I mean, I have a few notes...
Titan: Notes?
Megamind: But they can wait. You can take me to jail now.
Titan: Oh no no no, I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!
Megamind: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn't

how you play the game...!
Titan: GAME OVER!

Megamind: I can't believe you! All your gifts, and you squander them for your own personal gain?
Titan: Yes!
Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me! That's why I created you!
Titan: Yeah right, you're nuts! Space Dad told me...

Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad!
[transforms into Space Dad]
Megamind: You should be more like Metro Man.
Titan: [screams] You tricked me?
Megamind: Don't like that, hmm? Well there's more!
[transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit]

Megamind: I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.
Titan: No!
Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm!
[makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]