Megamind: Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury?
[At the last second, Metro Man's ship hits Megamind's, knocking it off course and landing in the mansion that Megamind was about to land in, while Megamind's ship lands in a prison]
Megamind: Apparently not! Even fate chooses its favourites...
Megamind: How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?
Minion: Disgustingly horrifying, sir!
Megamind: You ALWAYS know what to say!
Megamind: [happily] We're gonna die!
Minion: [laughing then stops] Wait, what?
Minion: You seem in a very good mood today, sir.
Megamind: Huh? Oh, yes... Minion, how long is this going to take?
Minion: Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I'm calling it... The Black Mambaaaaaaaaaa...!
[at his felicitation ceremony, pulls out his gun]
Megamind: Put your hands in the air!
[the crowd cheers]
Megamind: Now hand over your wallets!
[the crowd hesitates]
Megamind: I'm just kidding!
Megamind: Look, we need your help...
Metro Man: I'm sorry, I really am. I'm... I'm done!
[places his cape on Megamind]
Metro Man: You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it! It's taken me a long time for me to find my calling. Now, it's time you found yours.
Megamind: [fighting Titan] Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Titan: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Megamind: Okay, I don't know where to go with that...
[Megamind falls to his death, as seen at the beginning]
Megamind: So, this is how it ends. Normally, I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure...
[spots a fountain underneath him]
Megamind: ...but not today! What can I say? Old habits die hard!
[zaps himself with the dehydrator gun]
[Megamind returns home after his disastrous date]
Megamind: Okay, Minion, you were right, and I was... less right! We should stick to what we're good at: being bad... Minion?
Roxanne Ritchi: Look! This glass has ice cubes in it.
Megamind: Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.
Roxanne Ritchi: No, what I'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet?
Megamind: One of life's great mysteries.
Megamind: The thing about bad guys is they always lose!
[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work, so he checks the can]
Minion: All out, sir.
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[hits Hal in head with a club]
Roxanne Ritchi: [smashing debris on Metro Man's head] How could you do this? The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them! You left us in the hands of... HIM!
[points at Megamind]
Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: No, I'm with you!
Megamind: I was eight days old, and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on.
