Last Vegas
Last Vegas

Paddy: Prick!
Sam: Asshole.

Last Vegas
Last Vegas

Dean: Hey, pal, if I want your opinion, I'll just beat it out of you, all right?

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Last Vegas

Sam: Nap time.

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Last Vegas

Paddy: [to the girl across the hall] Find a man and stop bringin' me soup!

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Sam: When you're from Brooklyn, getting involved isn't an option.

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Last Vegas

Sam: I live in Florida now. Usually when the phone rings, somebody is dying.

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Last Vegas

Sam: We have a problem. The rooms aren't gonna be ready for another year and a half. They're still remodeling. Archibald, did this topic come up when you made the reservation?
Archie: No, because you insisted on making the reservations.
Sam: I insisted, but then you insisted. And it is the second insister...

Archie: Sam.
Sam: That supersedes the...
Archie: Sam. I offered, you insisted.

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Last Vegas

Sam: [after turning down a prostitute because he couldn't share the memory with his wife] You know, a blow job wouldn't be out of the question.

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Last Vegas

Sam: Paddy, you have got to come with us to Las Vegas!
Paddy: If you think I'm leavin' the apaartment, you're dumber than that hat.

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Last Vegas

Sam: [to an elderly woman next to him in the senior pool] Lookin' good,, Gloria. Oh, sorry - did I just step on your foot, or was that your breast?

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Last Vegas

Archie Clayton: Put that stuff down. Go have some fun, you've earned it.
Dean: Really?
Archie Clayton: Really!
Dean: Aces, thank you so much! I appreciate it.
Archie Clayton: Oh, before you go out there...
Archie Clayton: Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her.

Ok?
Archie Clayton: Tell her how beautiful she is, not how sexy she is.
Archie Clayton: Tell her that from the time she walked in here you have not been able to take your eyes off of her.
Dean: That's kinda true.
Archie Clayton: Ok, now go for it!
[Dean goes up to the beautiful lady to ask her to

dance and she says Yes. Then Dean looks back at Archie and gives him a look as if he was saying, "Your advice worked! Thanks!"]
Archie Clayton: I'll be damned!