Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Playing with friends is a victory.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

Every shot makes someone happy.

Fuzzy Zoeller
Fuzzy Zoeller

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.