Fresh air and exercise. That's all you need to stay slim and feel better about life.
I think overweight people are lazy and that they are bankrupting the country.
Nothing makes me want to scream louder than oldies doddering on to a train at a slow shuffle when the rest of us are just trying to get on with our day.
I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.
There are important rules in life - like not parking on yellow lines or stealing from your neighbour. But some rules are made to be broken.
I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people.
Scarcity is a good sales tactic if you are selling something people want.
I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo and women called Polly with body issues.
Social class has worked for years. Born into the right family, go to the right schools, even if you're not super bright to start with, you'll turn out bright. You go to the right university, you get the right job, you have the right connections, you'll make it to the top. Job done, very efficient.
Call me old-fashioned, but armpit hair is not high up there on my wish list of things to have.
In our private lives, we hate saying sorry. I would rather saute my eyeballs in butter than admit I am wrong to my husband.
I admire Lady Gaga. She wears exactly what she likes, no matter how good or bad it turns out.
A state school class can only learn as fast as its thickest child. Your kid misses stuff, mine has to wait while yours catches up.
When you are bringing up your kids, you hope you have given them some sense of right and wrong, a sense of good and bad.
There will come a day when someone calls to tell me my column's been binned, and that will be a really hard day, and I've already got it set up so that they'll ring someone else first - because I don't want to be given that news when I'm walking down the street, because it will be really heartbreaking.
Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.
I've been no-platformed from every university with a strong Islamic faith community.
Imams seldom condemn terror. And in their silence, in the void, acceptance - encouragement even - is assumed.
Lots of people ask me, 'What do you do?' Apparently, being a columnist, TV bird, all-round good egg, mother of three, and wife of one is not sufficient for them.
Remembering servicemen and women who lost their lives for their country is not about you. It is not about your rights or what you believe in. It is about respect.
