Weird things happen when strange men run for election. See Donald Trump for details.
Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).
We may think we live in a digital age. But there are some things technology will never replace.
I have seen many a tear-strewn individual during my time working on daytime TV's morning sofas: individuals encouraged to share their views, ill prepared for the backlash that social media will deliver direct to you, unregulated and unrelenting.
When you own a car, you want to keep it looking good, maybe even give it a wash once a week. When you own a house, you try to keep it maintained and don't let the rot set in. When we own something, we look after it. We need to make the same choices with our bodies.
Those that preach tolerance have become absolutely prescriptive in what's allowed to be thought.