There comes a time or a moment when you know in which direction you're going to go. I know it happened to me when I was quite young.
Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson
To be an entertainer, you gotta be a little gutsy, a little egotistical, so you have to pull back sometimes when people say, 'Well, he's stuck-up.' 'Stuck-up' is only another word for self-conscious.
Johnny Carson
I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.
Johnny Carson
We're more effective than birth control pills.