John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I love being on my bike, but I don't consider that a sport: it's too pleasant.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

If you want to know why the coast is such an inspirational place, ask Herman Melville, Jack London, Nordhoff and Hall, Robert Louis Stevenson or Joseph Conrad. It's a glimpse of eternity. It invites rumination, the relentless whisper of the tide against the shore.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

To make the hips the focal point of a pair of trousers is, to me, a fashion mistake.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Happiness is the target one only has to aim at in order to miss.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

All the best musicians started out in church; Jesus invented rock 'n' roll.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

If you don't like The Ramones, you don't like rock 'n'roll. They're like The Beach Boys without the sea.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Being unapologetic means never having to say you're sorry.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Where's the mileage in an autobiography? Anyone who writes one inevitably casts themselves as a hero, and I'm not about to do that.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I don't think 'Citizen Kane' stands more than one watch. Power corrupts. Who didn't know that?

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

The only casual item I own is a Levi's jacket.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Where I grew up, the one unmistakable sign of homosexuality was to betray some interest in your appearance.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

At the beginning, there was no chance I'd get published so I thought I'd give it a go live. I had to perform in rock band places and working men's clubs, where you wouldn't expect to find poetry. I ploughed a lonely furrow.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

My look was based on the Madison Avenue guy who's just lost his job. Ivy League suit a bit scuzzed up, an outgrown layer cut and five o'clock shadow.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

You know how the Marvel Comics superheroes formed themselves into the Justice League of America - Batman, Flash and the rest. Why did Superman join? He never needed any help.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

It took me 30 years for people to consider me an overnight success.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

There've been lots of positive changes in the city since I worked at Salford Tech in the seventies, and I'm pleased to be known as Salford's Bard and to have helped put it on the map.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I've had a few jobs, but if you want to be a writer, you're better off getting a job that doesn't require that you do anything.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

If there's a gene, I got it from my ma. Her writing has this effortless quality.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I got to play The Vortex in London with the Buzzcocks, the Fall, me and Johnny Thunders And The Heartbreakers. That was a serious Manchester night.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Idleness - a job that you have to go to, but not necessarily do anything - is the poet's friend.