Buster Moon: When you've reached rock bottom, there's only one way to go, and that's up!
Buster Moon: Are you okay?
Gunter: Oh yes I'm fine, thank you... How are you?
Gunter: This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!
Buster Moon: Why aren't you rehearsing?
Frog: I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means!
[from trailer]
Buster Moon: A singing competition. Just think, your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there. Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage!
Big Daddy: Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
Johnny: Sorry, dad.
[from trailer]
Johnny: [talking to his father through an inmate phone service] Dad, I just don't want to end up being in your gang. I want to be a singer.
Big Daddy: How do I end up with a son like you?
Johnny: [as he father storms off] I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money, I promise!
Buster Moon: [Hears Meena singing 'Hallelujah' on her headphones] You think you can sing like that? In front of an audience?
Meena: I don't know. But I'd like to try.
Buster Moon: Good. Because I want to see it.
Big Daddy: [seeing Johnny playing piano on TV] That's my son!
Miss Crawly: Has anyone seen my glass eye?
Eddie: You wash, I'll dry.
Buster Moon: [showing her a shiny, overly flashy outfit he wants Ash to wear for the performance] Isn't this a great color for you?
Ash: I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.
[Johnny is practicing on the piano; he bangs the keys, fursterated]
Johnny: [groaning] Oh!
Miss Crawly: [casually] I know, that was very bad.
Johnny: [imitating his father while driving] "Soft on the corners, Johnny! You don't do it any right, Johnny! Speed up, Johnny! Do it like I showed you-"
[screams as he realizes he's charging straight into his father]
Buster Moon: Music and lights bring magic to life.
Johnny: oh no, I've run over my Dad
Norman: Honey, have you seen my car keys yet?
