Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something of the interesting history of the palace; the importance it played in the mutiny.
Chattar Lal: It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.
[Captain Blumburtt laughs]
Indiana Jones: Yes, well you know I think there were other events before the mutiny going

back a century - back to the time of Clive that are more interesting.
Chattar Lal: And what events are those Dr Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, if memory serves me correctly this area, this province was the centre eventuity of the Thuggee.
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, you know perfectly well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for

nearly a century.
Captain Blumburtt: Yes, of course. The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army Knights did away with them.
Indiana Jones: Well, I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard.
Chattar Lal: There are no stories anymore.
Indiana Jones: I'm not so

sure. We came from a small village; peasants there told us Pankot Palace was growing powerful again because of some ancient evil.
Chattar Lal: Village stories, Dr Jones. They're just fear and folklore; you're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
Captain Blumburtt: Not worried, Mr Prime Minister, just erm... just erm... interested.

Indiana Jones: You know, the villagers also told us Pankot Palace had taken something.
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about folklore.
Captain Blumburtt: What exactly was it they say was stolen?

Indiana Jones: A sacred rock.
Chattar Lal: [he laughs dismissively] Hah! You see, Captain? A rock.
Indiana Jones: Something connected - the villager's rock and the old legend of the Sankara stones.
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumour. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were

accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist.
Indiana Jones: Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
Chattar Lal: And wasn't it the Sultana Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar

Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands... it was my
[looks downward]
Indiana Jones: ... misunderstanding.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Indy signals his intention to cut the rope bridge]
Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Willie accidentally sets off the same trap she just sprang]
Short Round: It wasn't me! It's her!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Short Round: Indy, I love you.
[burns Indy with a torch]
Short Round: Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [after listening to Mola Ram's plans] What a vivid imagination.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]
Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
[Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[one of Mola Ram's guards is about to kill Short Round]
Indiana Jones: Wait! WAIT! He's mine!
[Indy grabs Shorty and holds him over the pit]
Indiana Jones: I'm all right kid.
[Indy winks at him]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
Willie: There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana Jones: Right.
[turns and uncovers a plate of fruit, Indy takes a bite from an apple. Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
Willie: You're a very nice man.


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indiana Jones: To what?
Lao Che: [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
[laughs aloud]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Sacrifice Victim: Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye...
[Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [on Willie's incessant screaming] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: [being lowered over a sacrificial pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge]
Indiana Jones: You want the stones, let 'em go!
[the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram]
Indiana Jones: Let 'em go!
Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern]
Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
[Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place]
Short Round: That no cookie!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!
Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Indiana Jones: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[Indy places his hands on the bosom of a statue]
Willie: I'm right *here*!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[last lines]
Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten

me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
[to native]
Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
Willie:

Oh...
Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.
[Indy and Willie start to kiss]
Short Round: Uh-oh!