Marion Ravenwood: What the hell is that?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: A portal! A pathway to another dimension!
Indiana Jones: I don't think we want to go that way.
Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: [taking off her glasses] Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those wubble-u's, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.
Marion Ravenwood: You still living a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?
Indiana Jones: Why? You looking for a date?
Marion Ravenwood: With anybody but you!
Dovchenko: You recognize building, yes?
[Indy looks over to the Russians dragging away the dead American soldiers they killed]
Indiana Jones: Drop dead.
[Dovchenko slaps Indy across his face]
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry. I meant drop dead, comrade.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: I like Ike.
Dovchenko: Put down gun.
Indiana Jones: You got it, pal.
[Drops gun, and gun fires off]
Indiana Jones: Ox has got the skull. Marion, take the wheel.
Mutt Williams: That's not fair. She drove the truck.
Indiana Jones: Don't be a child. Find something to fight with.
Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt, Mutt Williams.
Indiana Jones: Mutt?
Mutt Williams: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?
Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana Jones: Take it easy.
Indiana Jones: [Mutt pops open his switchblade, ready to fight two KGB agents] Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife...
[both agents pull out guns]
Indiana Jones: ... to a gun fight.
Mutt Williams: Professor, this really is a dead end. Look.
Indiana Jones: [after climbing on the rock and noticing that it shifts with force, tilting it first away, and then back to Mutt, with a grin] Come on, genius.
[last lines]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Well done, Henry!
Indiana Jones, Mutt Williams: Thanks, Ox.
Mutt Williams: What are they? Spacemen?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [completely sanely] Interdimensional beings, in point of fact.
Indiana Jones: [dryly] Welcome back, Ox.
Indiana Jones: Be careful, you may get exactly what you wish for.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: I usually do.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Do svidanya, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: What exactly am I being accused of other than surviving a nuclear explosion?
Indiana Jones: This is incredible.
Mutt Williams: Unreal.
Indiana Jones: I think I understand, Ox. Someone came?
Mac: Jonesy! I'm going to be all right.
College Brawler: Get that greaser!
