85 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Quotes (2024) #2

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Mutt Williams: [he and Indy are being chased by KGB agents, he is starting up his motorcycle] Get on, Gramps!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's secrets. To place our thoughts into the minds of your leaders. Make your teachers teach the true version of history, your soldiers attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your dreams, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you,

Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.
Indiana Jones: Well, you know me, always glad to help.

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Indiana Jones: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.
Mutt Williams: Why?
Indiana Jones: Honor the gods.
Mutt Williams: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.
Indiana Jones: Depends on who your god is.

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Mutt Williams: Mom!
Indiana Jones: Honey!
Mac: Slow down!
Indiana Jones: Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!
Marion Ravenwood: That's the idea!
Indiana Jones: Bad idea; give me the wheel!
Marion Ravenwood: Trust me!
[Steps on

gas]
Marion Ravenwood: [Mutt screems]
[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]
Indiana Jones: Don't ever do that again!
Marion Ravenwood: Yes, dear!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it

drops! The way down...
Indiana Jones: Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!
[Go off water]
Indiana Jones: [Everyone screems]
Indiana Jones: [Coughing] Three times it drops?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it drops!
Mutt Williams: He means by land?

Marion Ravenwood: Oh, what does he mean?
Indiana Jones: He means one... two...
[Go off another waterfall]
Indiana Jones: [Coughing] ... Three!
[Takes off hat]
Indiana Jones: [Go off biggest waterfall]
[Screeming]
Indiana Jones: [Marion still holding wheel with no

truck!] Marion! Marion!
[Pulls wheel out of her hands]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Through eyes at last I saw in tears...
Mutt Williams: ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!
Indiana Jones: The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!

Mutt Williams: Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!
[Pointing at Ox]
Mutt Williams: Look what it did to him!
Indiana Jones: I have to return it!
Marion Ravenwood: Why you?
Indiana Jones: Because it told me to!

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Mutt Williams: I took Spanish. I didn't understand a word of that. What was it?
Indiana Jones: Quechua, local Incan dialect.
Mutt Williams: Where'd you learn that one?
Indiana Jones: Long story.
Mutt Williams: I got time.
Indiana Jones: I rode with Pancho Villa.

A couple of his guys spoke it.
Mutt Williams: Bullshit!
Indiana Jones: You asked.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones: So what are you, a triple agent?
Mac: Nah, I just lied about being a double.

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Indiana Jones: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones: [after hearing a siren] Oh, that can't be good.
Speaker Voice: All personnel, it is now one minute to zero time. Put on goggles or turn away. Do not remove goggles or face burst until ten seconds after first light.
Indiana Jones: Oh, that can't be good at all.
[Russians searching for Jones hear the siren and hop into their

vehicle; Jones tries to get their attention]
Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Stop!
[the Russians drive off]
Indiana Jones: Sure, great! Don't wait for me!
Speaker Voice: Minus fifteen seconds.
[Jones runs back into the house he entered, searching desperately for a way to take shelter]
Speaker Voice: Minus ten

seconds. Niner, eight, seven, six, fiver, four, three, two, one, zero.
[at the last second, Jones empties the contents of a refrigerator and climbs into it]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

General Ross: Indy, thank God. Don't you know it's dangerous to climb into a refrigerator? Those things can be deathtraps!
Indiana Jones: [shakes General Ross' hand] Good to see you too, Bob.

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Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
[takes his comb out of his pocket]
Mutt Williams: Uh-huh?
[combs his hair]
Mutt Williams: I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.

Indiana Jones: [to Spalko] You heard him.

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Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure." But their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

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Indiana Jones: Leave it to Ox to write a riddle in a dead language.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones: How did Deidra take the news?
Dean Charles Stanforth: How does any wife take such things? The look on her face is a combination of pride and panic.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Mac: Jonesy!
[Indiana punches Mac in the face]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones: [Mutt's knife and some gold coins adhere to the Skull] Crystal's not magnetic.
Mutt Williams: Neither is gold.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [while sword fighting with Mutt] You fight like a young man. Eager to begin, quick to finish.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: This warehouse is where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets, yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.