Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!