Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Nor does it ever last as long as you think.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

It's pointless to get all huffy about stuff.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

I hate 'Rolling Stone' - because I loved it so much. I had the 'Cheap Tricks' cover and the Clash cover on my wall for years, and I just hate what happened to it. It just became the smarmy grad student that sits next to you on the bus.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Wherever socialism spread, misery followed - and still follows.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Identity politics preaches a splintering of one large, collaborative group into competing vindictive ones - resulting in new, angry tribes whose central thesis is to not cooperate.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

The bands I like are not obscure at all. Far from it.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

The truly persuasive must step out of themselves and see their own flaws first and admit they could be wrong. Then, when they correct for that, you can be truly persuasive.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.'

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Infected by political ideology, if you dare question climate models, your career is done.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Here is a fact: If Facebook were a religion, it will be the third largest behind Islam and Christianity. Its success is rooted and capitalizing on the human desire to bond.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Here is the problem with legacy: You'll sacrifice stuff that is not even yours to get it. Take President Obama's Iran deal, when he gave the shirt off his back - and ours, too.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

Work together. Do not purge your allies because of purity.

Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.