Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.