There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Graham Chapman
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Graham Chapman
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
Graham Chapman
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
Graham Chapman
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
Graham Chapman
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.