I make decisions all day, so it's nice for a woman like me to go to dinner and have the man take the menu and say, 'Let me order.' Other women would be offended by that, but I'm like, 'Good. Because I can't make one more decision today.' I want someone to rub my feet without being asked.
With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
Some argue that recognition of the genocide has become even more problematic now, when the world is at war with terrorism and the United States cannot afford to offend the sensibility of our Turkish ally.
I don't see how can I offend Mexicans with the truth. It is what Mexicans want to hear.
I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
My favorite thing about making movies is that it's the only area of human life that I've ever discovered where I can walk away from somebody in the middle of a conversation with somebody and they won't be offended.
Being offended by freedom of speech should never be regarded as a justification for violence.
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
I don't want to offend people and I don't want to be mean, but social commentary and comedy for me are part and parcel. I think the greatest social activists are comedians.
There's a way I could have done things differently. I know that. If I offended anyone along the way, I do apologize.
