It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
George Ade
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
George Ade
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
George Ade
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
George Ade
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
George Ade
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.