Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
