Raoul Duke: Don't take any guff from these swine. If you have any trouble, remember, you can always send a telegram to the Right People.
Dr. Gonzo: Yeah, Explaining my Position. Some asshole wrote a poem about that once. Probably good advice if you have shit for brains.
Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to buy a motorcycle. How else can we cover a thing like this righteously?
Raoul Duke: We'll just have to drum it up on our own. Pure Gonzo journalism!
Raoul Duke: Perhaps, if I explained things, he'd rest easy.
Raoul Duke: [after pulling his car up onto the sidewalk] Is this not a reasonable place to park?
L. Ron Bumquist: A dope fiend refers to the reefer butt as a roach, because, it resembles a cockroach.
Police Chief's Wife: You are so...
Raoul Duke: I know. It's hideous. You're doing fine though. You're doing well.
