81 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Quotes (2024) #3

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Queenie: Are all No-Majs like you?
Jacob Kowalski: [suave] No, I'm the only one like me.
[He knocks back a shot of Gigglewater, and immediately lets out a high-pitched bark of laughter]

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Newt Scamander: [pointing his wand at Graves] Revelio.

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Jacob Kowalski: Sorry, Mr. Gnarlack...
[punches Gnarlack in the face, knocking him to the floor]
Jacob Kowalski: Reminds me of my foreman!

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[Credence has just revealed that he is the Obscurous's host by making the walls crumble, much to the shock of Graves]
Percival Graves: Credence. I owe you an apology.
Credence Barebone: I trusted you. I thought you were my friend. I thought you were different.
Percival Graves: You can control it. Credence.

Credence Barebone: [darkly] I don't think I want to, Mr. Graves.
[With an inhuman growl, Credence transforms into the Obscurous and wrecks havoc around New York City]

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Porpentina Goldstein: [about Kowalski] He's hurt! He looks ill.
Newt Scamander: He'll be fine. Murtlap bites aren't serious.
[Jacob groans and doesn't look well]
Newt Scamander: [getting concerned] Yeah, I admit that is a slightly more severe reaction than I've seen. But if it was really serious, he'd have...

Porpentina Goldstein: What?
Newt Scamander: Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus.

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Witness: And it was like a... Like a wind. Or like a... Like a ghost. But dark. And... I saw its eyes. Shining white eyes.
Reporter: A dark wind... with eyes?
Witness: It's like a dark mass. And it dove down there. Down underground.

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Queenie: I'll come with you. We'll go somewhere. We'll go anywhere. See, I ain't never gonna find anyone like you.
Jacob Kowalski: There's loads like me.
Queenie: No. No. There's only one like you.

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Newt Scamander: This, the locals call Swooping Evil.

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Newt Scamander: [putting his Niffler back in his suitcase] For the last time, you pilfering pest, paws off what doesn't belong to you.

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Grindelwald: [mockingly] Do you think you can hold *me*?
Seraphina Picquery: We'll do our best, Mr. Grindelwald.

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[Newt and Tina say their goodbyes at New York Harbor]
Newt Scamander: Well... it's been...
Porpentina Goldstein: [laughing] Hasn't it?

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Queenie: People are easiest to read when they are hurting.

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Porpentina Goldstein: Madam President, I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is critical...
[looks around to all the people in the room]
Seraphina Picquery: You better have an excellent excuse for this intrusion, Ms. Goldstein.
Porpentina Goldstein: Yes. I do. Ma'am, yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case, this case, full

of magical creatures. And, unfortunately, some have escaped.
Seraphina Picquery: He arrived yesterday?
[Tina nods]
Seraphina Picquery: You've known for twenty-four hours that an unregistered wizard set magical beasts loose in New York, and you see fit to tell us only when a man has been killed?
Porpentina Goldstein:

Who's been killed?
Seraphina Picquery: Where is this man?
[Tina sets the case down, unlatches it and then knocks]

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Jacob Kowalski: Can someone please tell me what this Obscurial... Obscurius thing is? Please?
Porpentina Goldstein: There hasn't been one for centuries.
Newt Scamander: I met one in Sudan three months ago. There used to be more of them, but they still exist. Before wizards went underground when we were still being hunted by Muggles,

young wizards and witches sometimes tried to suppress their magic to avoid persecution. Instead of learning to harness or control their powers, they developed what was called an Obscurus.
Porpentina Goldstein: It's an unstable, uncontrollable dark force that busts out and attacks. And then vanishes. Obscurials can't survive long, can they?
Newt

Scamander: There's no documented case of any Obscurial surviving past the age of ten. The one I met in Africa was eight when she... she was eight when she died.
Jacob Kowalski: [incredulous] What are you telling me here? That Senator Shaw was killed by a... by a kid?

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[One of Newt's creatures saves Tina from the death cell, then flies around, blocking the pursuing Aurors' spells]
Porpentina Goldstein: [running] What *is* that thing?
Newt Scamander: [also running] Swooping Evil!
Porpentina Goldstein: [laughs] Well, I love it!

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Jacob Kowalski: What brings you here?
Newt Scamander: Same as you.
Jacob Kowalski: You're here to get a loan to open up a bakery?
Newt Scamander: [distracted, looking for his Niffler] Yes.
Jacob Kowalski: What are the odds of that?

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Porpentina Goldstein: What are you doing in New York, anyway?
Newt Scamander: I came to buy a birthday present.
Porpentina Goldstein: Couldn't you have done that in London?
Newt Scamander: No, there's only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world, and he lives in New York, so, no.

Porpentina Goldstein: [to a guard outside MACUSA] I got a Section 3-A.
[to Newt]
Porpentina Goldstein: Hey. By the way, we don't allow the breeding of magical creatures in New York. We closed that guy down a year ago.