Jacob Kowalski: [yells to Newt while holding an egg that Newt lost] Hey! Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatching.
[Newt pulls Jacob forward with his wand and transports them to an isolated place]
Newt Scamander: Pickett? Come on, give me a smile. Pickett, give me a...
[Pickett blows a respberry]
Porpentina Goldstein: Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?
Newt Scamander: I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with Non-Magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them. That you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.
[from trailer]
Porpentina Goldstein: Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America? We don't like things loose.
Newt Scamander: [to Jacob and Queenie] You two, head that way. And try very hard not to be predictable.
Mr. Abernathy: Queenie! Where you going?
Queenie: I, uh... I'm sick, Mr. Abernathy.
[fake cough]
Mr. Abernathy: Again?
Jacob Kowalski: [about to lose his memory] Hey. This is for the best. Yeah. I-I was... I was never even supposed to be here. I was never supposed to know... a-any of this. Everybody knows Newt only kept me around because... Hey, Newt, why did you keep me around?
Newt Scamander: Because I like you. Because you're my friend. And I'll never forget how you
helped me, Jacob.
Seraphina Picquery: He was responsible for the death of a No-Maj. He risked the exposure of our community. He has broken one of our most sacred laws...
Percival Graves: A law that has us scuttling like rats in the gutter! A law that demands we conceal our true nature! A law that directs those under its dominion to cower in fear lest we risk discovery! I ask
you, Madam President, I ask all of you... Who does this law protect? Us? Or them?
[smiles bitterly]
Percival Graves: I refuse to bow down any longer.
Porpentina Goldstein: And you were just in Equatorial Guinea?
Newt Scamander: And I've just completed a year in the fields. I'm writing a book about magical creatures.
Porpentina Goldstein: Like an extermination guide?
Newt Scamander: No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these
creatures instead of killing them.
Queenie: [while obviously flirting with Jacob] I'm not flirting.
Newt Scamander: You're a Legilimens?
Queenie: Mmm. Yeah. But I always have trouble with your kind. Brits. It's the accent.
Porpentina Goldstein: [after she and Newt capture a beast] Tell me the truth. Was that everything that came out of the case?
Queenie: [referring to Newt and Jacob] Teenie, you brought men home.
Porpentina Goldstein: Gentlemen, this is my sister. Wanna put something on, Queenie?
Queenie: Oh, sure.
[Queenie has a dress float over and puts it on while Jacob watches]
Queenie: So, who are they?
Porpentina
Goldstein: That's Mr. Scamander. He's committed a *serious* infraction of the National Statute of *Secrecy*.
Queenie: He's a criminal?
Porpentina Goldstein: Uh-huh. And that's Mr. Kowalski. He's a No-Maj.
Queenie: A No-Maj?
[whispers]
Queenie: Teen, what are you up to?
Porpentina Goldstein: He's sick. It's a long story. Mr. Scamander has lost something I'm going to help him find.
[as a Billywig zips around them]
Porpentina Goldstein: What was that?
Newt Scamander: Uh, moth, I think. Big moth.
Newt Scamander: You can tell me to mind my business, but I saw something in that death potion back there. I saw you hugging that Second Salem boy.
Porpentina Goldstein: His name's Credence. His mother beats him. She beats all those kids she's adopted, but she seems to hate him the most.
Newt Scamander: And she was the No-Maj you
attacked?
Porpentina Goldstein: That's how I lost my job. I went for her in front of a meeting of her crazy followers. They all had to be Obliviated. It was a big scandal.
[last lines]
[Jacob Kowalski now has his own bakery, "Kowalski." He is surrounded by pastries which resemble the magical creatures he encountered on his journey with Newt Scamander]
Female Customer in Bakery: Where'd you get your ideas from, Mr. Kowalski?
Jacob Kowalski: I don't know. I don't know.
[chuckles]
Jacob
Kowalski: They just come. Here you go. Don't forget this. Enjoy. Hey! Hendry.
[hands a staffer some keys]
Jacob Kowalski: Storage, all right? Thanks, pal.
[the doorbell jingles and Jacob turns to see an alluring woman. It's Queenie, who turns to smile at him. Though all his memory of her are supposed to be erased, something sparks in his eyes which
may be recognition. He reaches to his neck where he was bitten by the Murtlap and smiles]
Percival Graves: So setting a pack of dangerous creatures loose here was just another accident, is that right?
Newt Scamander: Why would I do it deliberately?
Percival Graves: To expose wizardkind. To provoke war between the magical and non-magical worlds.
Newt Scamander: [scoffs] Mass slaughter for the
greater good, you mean?
Percival Graves: Yes, quite.
Newt Scamander: I'm not one of Grindelwald's fanatics, Mr Graves.
Porpentina Goldstein: Graves always insisted the disturbances were caused by a beast. We need to catch all your creatures so he can't keep using them as a scapegoat.
Newt Scamander: There's only one still missing. Dougal, my Demiguise.
Porpentina Goldstein: [amused] Dougal?
Newt Scamander: Slight problem is
that, um, he's invisible.
Porpentina Goldstein: Invisible?
Newt Scamander: Yes. Most of the time. He does, um...
Porpentina Goldstein: How do you catch something...
Newt Scamander: With immense difficulty.