81 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Quotes (2024)

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Jacob Kowalski: Uh, Mr. Scamander?
Newt Scamander: Oh, call me Newt.
Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don't think I'm dreaming.
Newt Scamander: [mildly amused] What gave it away?
Jacob Kowalski: I ain't got the brains to make this up.

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Newt Scamander: I need to get going. Find everyone who's escaped, before they get hurt.
Jacob Kowalski: Before they get hurt?
Newt Scamander: Yes, Mr. Kowalski. For they're currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet... Humans.

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[from trailer]
Porpentina Goldstein: You wiped his memory, right? The No-Maj.
Newt Scamander: The what?
Porpentina Goldstein: No magic. The non-wizard!
Newt Scamander: Sorry. We call them Muggles.

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Queenie: [to Newt Scamander] She was a taker... You need a giver.

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Grindelwald: [to Newt] Will we die just a little?

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Newt Scamander: People like you, don't they, Mr. Kowalski?
Jacob Kowalski: Oh. Well, I'm, uh, I'm sure people like you, too, huh?
Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.

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Jacob Kowalski: [standing at the apparently empty bar] How does a guy get a drink in this joint?
[a bottle pops off the shelf and flies into his hand]
Bartender: [behind the bar] What? Ain't you ever seen a house-elf before?
Jacob Kowalski: [covering] Oh, no, no, of course I have. I love house-elves. My uncle's a house elf.
Bartender:

[scoffs] Yeah...

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Mary Lou: Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth?
Newt Scamander: I'm more of a chaser, really.

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Newt Scamander: [hands Jacob a helmet] Put this on.
Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?
Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

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Jacob Kowalski: [talking to himself] What did you do today, Jacob?
[laughs]
Jacob Kowalski: I was inside a suitcase.

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Jacob Kowalski: Did... Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
Queenie: Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only *the* best wizard school in the whole world.
Newt Scamander: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.
Queenie: [Incredulous and

semi-insulted] *Hogwash*.

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Percival Graves: You're an interesting man, Mr. Scamander.
Porpentina Goldstein: Mr. Graves...
Percival Graves: [silences her with a finger] You were thrown out of Hogwarts for endangering human life...
Newt Scamander: That was an accident.
Percival Graves: ...with a beast. Yet one of

your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. Now... what makes Albus Dumbledore... so fond of you?

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Newt Scamander: [as he is strapping body protection on to Jacob] Now there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about.
Jacob Kowalski: Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?
Newt Scamander: Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

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[Porpentina Goldstein sees Newt Scamander close the case as she walks in]
Porpentina Goldstein: It was open?
Newt Scamander: Just a smidge.

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Queenie: [after Tina and Queenie discover that Newt and Jacob have left] But we made 'em cocoa.

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Newt Scamander: Merlin's beard!

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[from trailer]
Gnarlack: So you're the guy with the case full of monsters, huh?
Newt Scamander: News travels fast.

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Customs Official: First trip to New York?
Newt Scamander: Yes.
Customs Official: Anything edible in there?
Newt Scamander: No.
Customs Official: Livestock?
[a creature in his suitcase opens one of its latches]
Newt Scamander: Must get that fixed. Um... No.

Customs Official: Let me take a look.
[Newt moves a latch on his suitcase that switches it to "Muggle Worthy"]
Customs Official: [Customs Official opens up Newt's suitcase and we see it contains his clothes]
Customs Official: Welcome to New York.

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Jacob Kowalski: You, uh, you know how to read minds?
Queenie: Oh, don't worry, honey. Most guys think what you was thinking first time they see me.