Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly be not to vote Tory.
I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy.
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted.
Invest your money safely. Avoid the risky lure of spectacular returns; go for an investment that cannot lose its value. This is why I have put all my spare cash into buying not shares, but thousands of penny chews.
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we are a hideous prospect. It's the ugliest car on the road but the most practical, and I would live and die by it.
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me.
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the chance to tour has all come from Edinburgh, which begs the question, why the hell have I left it so long to come back?
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick.
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from a very early age, I had an idea of what was funny and why people laughed.
No one likes a pushy parent, and, 'pride' being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when creating a show about my eldest son, Tom, better known as Peter Parker and even better known as Marvel's new 'Spider-Man.'
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets.
A barrel of laughs should be enough, but it's not. A good review is official and endures. A bad one is like a tub of Flora. It spreads easily and lasts for the whole festival.
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it has are some chalets and a little harbour centre with three restaurants and a bar. The food is magnificent.
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.
I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try hard enough. He knew I did my best.
Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally.
Apathy in youth culture is pretty stark.
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs.
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while.
