Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

There are no sure answers, only better questions.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I'm kind of proud of being a love child.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

Unfortunately, the spouses of performers have a terrible, terrible life. They get shunted aside, pushed aside, ignored.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

Divorce is something that I never dreamed would happen to me. But it did.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I'm a very neat person.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I love musicals, but I find it's just so deadening. You know, 30 takes, you do a little piece here and a little piece there. There's hours and hours of waiting. And to me, that's as far away from real performance as you can get.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

My memory's not too good.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I'm the Steven Spielberg of Malibu.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

My wife didn't like Hollywood or its stars, but she made an exception when, in 1972, we were invited to dinner - cooked by Frank Sinatra.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

Here's the truth. Your teens and twenties are your Plan A. At 50, you're assessing whether Plan B or Plan C or any of the other plans you hatched actually worked. Your sixties and seventies, they're an improvisation.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I never had a lot of confidence in myself.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I have a lot of friends who say that one of the freedoms of being older is you don't care what other people think, which I don't think is right. You care what other people think, but if you're comfortable in your own skin, that doesn't bother you.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I've always wanted to learn kick boxing.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

The American people hit the streets and did something that the government wouldn't do: the Civil Rights Act. It didn't go down well with the corporate world.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took off, you know, in the late '40s.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke

I'm not cantankerous.