Chris Farley
Chris Farley

I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain.

Chris Farley
Chris Farley

People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

Chris Farley
Chris Farley

There's no control in life, is there? There's only one who's in control, and He'll take me when He wants me. I don't want to know about it. It's none of my business. But when it happens, I just ask that it won't be painful and that He forgives me my sins.

Chris Farley
Chris Farley

I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

Chris Farley
Chris Farley

I don't know what the future holds. All I know is, I'm good today. Real good.

Chris Farley
Chris Farley

In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.