A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like.
Everything I ever had, I have shared.
The caddies are so overlooked out here, and I remember the tough times I had making ends meet when I used to carry the bag.
My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.
I like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, who was my favorite, you know.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.
Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
They have a new division where you have to be at least 80 years old. You play three days for a million dollars, one hole a day, and if you can remember what you shot, you win!
I like to do something good every day of my life, and I wanna leave the earth better than I found it.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Let your wife win all the battles, and you'll win the war.
Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a childhood.
I never had a childhood. I started working when I was 7 years old. I got $1 a day getting water for the workers at the sugar cane plant.
If you worry about giving, you will never have enough of anything.
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
I love everybody. When someone hurts, I hurt.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
