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Charlie's Angels

Chad: Is it the eggs?
Dylan: It's not the eggs.
Chad: Is it the boat?
Dylan: No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad: Is it the Chad?
Dylan: It might be the Chad.
Chad: The Chad... It's the Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]


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Charlie's Angels

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

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Charlie's Angels

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

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Charlie's Angels

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

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Charlie's Angels

Chad: The Chad... is stuck.

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Charlie's Angels

Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

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Charlie's Angels

[ordering at the drive through]
Dylan: I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?

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Charlie's Angels

Alex: Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.
[whip]
Dylan: [quietly] Ow.
Alex: You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?
Red Star Systems Techie: I said the

coke machine should be free.
Alex: Why?
Red Star Systems Techie: Because caffeine helps us program.

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Charlie's Angels

Natalie: [to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

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Charlie's Angels

Alex: All right, let's get one thing straight between us.
Jason Gibbons: Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point.
Alex: This is gonna be long, hard and rough.
Jason Gibbons: Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster.
Alex: If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA

is gonna become a new underwater attraction.
Jason Gibbons: Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
Alex: Bump bump baah.
Jason Gibbons: That is not helping.
Alex: Ooh, my muffins.
Jason Gibbons: This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire.
Alex: No

honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
Alex: Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?

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Charlie's Angels

Charlie: Good morning, angels.
DylanNatalieAlex: Good morning, Charlie!

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Charlie's Angels

Alex: Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!

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Charlie's Angels

Alex: They're not Chinese, they're not fighting, they're blueberry!

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Charlie's Angels

Alex: Flip your hair.
Natalie: What?
Alex: Flip your goddamn hair.

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Charlie's Angels

[mocking Eric Knox]
Dylan: I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.

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Charlie's Angels

Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan: No the Chad was great.

Chad: The Chad was great.

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Charlie's Angels

Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.

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Charlie's Angels

Natalie: Where's Knox? Is he OK?
Dylan: He's fine. He's the bad guy.

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Charlie's Angels

Dylan: And that's kicking your ass!

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Charlie's Angels

[Vivian Wood steals Natalie's cell phone from her while she's talking to her friend Pete]
Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?
Pete: No, this is Pete.