Bert Kalmar
Bert Kalmar

Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!

Bert Kalmar
Bert Kalmar

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Bert Kalmar
Bert Kalmar

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.

Bert Kalmar
Bert Kalmar

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!