I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.
On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.
I've decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully - in about 200 years time.
My early memories are full of football talk around the house, of Dad standing on the terraces at Ayresome Park, of the occasional precious new pair of boots.
What joy and adventure the youngsters of today are missing as they sit indoors mucking about with computer games and videos!
I was never, ever physically afraid. My terms of reference were basic and simple: put the ball in the net. That was my job, that's the way I saw it, and I allowed nothing and nobody to distract me from that purpose.
The RAF allowed me to play a lot of football, but like England later, they failed to recognise real talent when it was under their noses.
What young men nowadays don't realise is that ballroom dancing can be such a source of enjoyment.
