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[Head spins wildly and begins shrieking]
Beetlejuice: Don't you hate it when that happens?

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Otho: Oh, you family types, you got other things to worry about. Maxie Dean's coming up here tonight. You got to figure out a way to sell these ghosts. I can only do so much.
Charles: What are you gonna do, Otho, viciously rearrange their enviroment?
Otho: I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design.

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Barbara: [to Adam] What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away?

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Beetlejuice: You want to get somebody out of your house. I want to get somebody out of your house.

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Beetlejuice: Oh, yeah. Here I am come, baby.

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Adam: [the Maitlands have tried to scare the Deetzes away at dinner] Let's watch them scatter.
[Adam and Barbara move to the attic window]
Adam: Any minute now they're gonna' come running out of that door screaming.
[No one does]
Adam: Any minute now.

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Lydia: [Lydia hears wild moaning through the wall and assumes it's her stepmother Delia] God, how can you stand that woman...

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Adam: How is it that you can see us but nobody else can?
Lydia: Well, I read in that "Handbook For The Recently Deceased". It says, "Live people ignore the strange and unusual." I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me.

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Barbara: What's wrong?
Lydia: Beetle...
Barbara: Shhh!
Lydia: HE told me that if I could let him out, he would take me to the other side to find you.
Barbara: Lydia, we're dead.
Lydia: Well, I want to be dead too.
Barbara: No! Lydia, being

dead really doesn't make things any easier.
Adam: Listen to her on this, Lydia, this is something we know a lot about!

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[a fly appears in the Maitland home, it flies onto the model of the town, then lands near the graveyard area]
Beetlejuice: [pops out of a crack] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, come here!
[fly stops, looks Betelgeuse's direction while the hands hold up a Zagnut candy bar]
Beetlejuice: Got something good for ya... Here, boy. Wanna come on over? Have a

bite?Want something to nosh?
[enticed by the bar, the fly comes closer, quite hesitant...]
Beetlejuice: [laughs] Come here!
[grabs the fly and pulls him into the crack, throws the Zagnut aside]
The Fly: Help me! Help me! Help meeeee!
[a burp is heard]

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Otho: I have a feeling there's something very interesting behind that door.
Delia: [sarcastically] Yeah. Ghosts. The people who died in this house and they want us OUT of here. Well, let's do them a favor...

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Charles: Nice building... bad roof... goooood parking.

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[Adam and Barbara make it back home as the sandworm is about to eat them]
Barbara: [crying, hugs Adam] Oh, Adam! We're trapped in this house with those people!

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Charles: Delia Deetz, welcome home.
Delia: [being kissed] Charles...
Charles: It's okay, there's no damage. See? It's okay. Good, sturdy country craftsmanship. And look at that kitchen. You're finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal.
[Delia rolls her eyes]

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Juno: Okay, have you been studying the manual?
Adam: Well, we tried.
Juno: The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all: get them out yourselves, it's your house. Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.
Barbara: Well, we don't quite get it.
Juno: I heard. Tore your faces

right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you!
Adam: We should start more simply then?
Juno: Start simply, do what you know, use your talents, practice! You should have been studying those lessons since day one.

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Char Man: Want a cigarette?
Adam: No, thank you.
Char Man: I'm trying to cut down myself.

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Adam: [picks up a spider] Now that's a big fella.
[spider almost falls out of his hand]
Adam: Whoa!

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Charles: Pumpkin... sweetheart...
[kisses her and forces her out his study room]
Charles: Go help your mother.
Lydia: Maybe *you* can relax in a haunted house, but I can't.

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Delia: [talking to a workman] If you tell me what you do, I'll tell you why my husband will fire you.

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Delia: [as Bernard, Grace, and Beryl leaves not convinced of the ghost] This was not a hallucination. This was real. We all just experienced a super-powerful, paranormal experience, and it was real.
Bernard: Delia, you are a flake. You have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture.
[Bernard slams the door as

he leaves]
Charles: Drive carefully!
Delia: [aghast] I'm dead.