59 Battle Royale Quotes (2026) #2

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[first lines]
Reporter: This year Zentsuji Middle School number 4's Class E was chosen from among 43,000 Ninth grade classes. This year's game, said to be more blistering than the last - - Oh look there! There she is! The winner's a girl! Surviving a fierce battle that raged two days, seven hours, and 43 minutes - the winner is a girl! Look, she's smiling! Smiling! The girl

definitely just smiled!

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Hirono: You always pissed me off! I'll kill you!

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Shuya: I am weak, and useless.
Shuya: But I'll stay by your side.
Shuya: I'll protect you.

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Mitsuko: [hysterically, while being terrorized at gunpoint by Hirono] I've had it! Why does everybody always gang up on me? What did I do?
Hirono: [kicks her repeatedly] Think about what you did.

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Chigusa: Shouldn't you be worried about your life, instead of that useless micropenis of yours?

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Shuya: How should I know? I don't know what any of it means!

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Noriko Nakagawa: [while looking for Nanahara, she finds Mitsuko, sitting in the rain and staring catatonically at Noriko] Mitsuko.
Mitsuko: [Stands up and picks up bag] What's up?
Noriko Nakagawa: I'm looking for Nanahara.
Mitsuko: Got separated?
Shougo Kawada: [shouting] Noriko! Where

are you?
Mitsuko: Who's that?
Noriko Nakagawa: Kawada.
Mitsuko: Eh? Two princes protecting you. A real princess.
[Pulls out gun, and aims for Noriko]
Noriko Nakagawa: Mitsuko...
Mitsuko: Die, ugly bitch.
[Sees Kitano, runs away terrified]

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Teacher Kitano: Are my classes boring?
Noriko Nakagawa: Yes.
Teacher Kitano: How dare you!
Noriko Nakagawa: [chuckles]
Teacher Kitano: I go into class, you guys look like a pile of potatoes. Slapping them around helped me tell them apart, even got to like them. But now, not anymore. Now

you touch a student, you're fired. Can't even lose it when a student stabs you!
Noriko Nakagawa: I'll tell you just one thing.
Teacher Kitano: What?
Noriko Nakagawa: That knife that stabbed you... actually I keep it in my desk at home. When I picked it up, I wasn't sure... but now, for some reason, I really treasure it. It's

our secret, okay? Just between us.
Teacher Kitano: Listen, Nakagawa.
Noriko Nakagawa: Yes?
Teacher Kitano: What do you think a grown-up should say to a kid now?

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Training Video Girl: We have randomly selected weapons to put in your kits, so you might get lucky, and you might not.
[Picks up axe]
Training Video Girl: This one is SUPER lucky.

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Opening speaker: At the dawn of the millennium, the nation collapsed. At 15% unemployment, 10 million were out of work. 800,000 students boycotted the schools. The adults lost confidence and, fearing the youth, eventually passed the Millennium Educational Reform Act, AKA the BR Act...

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Satomi Noda - Girls #17: Ouch! It hurts, you assholes! I'm bleeding, damn it!

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Teacher Kitano: [phone call from his daughter] Hello?... Shiori?... Listen, I won't be coming home again... Listen, if you hate someone, you take the consequences... Irresponsible? Who the hell asked you?
[shoots phone]

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Mitsuko Souma's mother: [very drunkenly] Be strong, Mitsuko. If ya ain't strong, you'll end up just like me.

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Shuya: Did you bandage me, Utsumi?
Yukie Utsumi: Yeah.
Yukie Utsumi: [laughing] Never touched a guy before... you like Noriko, huh?
Shuya: Why?
Yukie Utsumi: [smiling] I know all about you, Nanahara. You know what that means?
Shuya: [confused] What?

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Satomi Noda - Girls #17: Who? Who did it?
Haruka Tanizawa - Girls #12: Satomi, don't!
Yukie Utsumi: It's just some mistake!
Satomi Noda - Girls #17: We're the only ones here!
[turns the gun into Chisato]
Satomi Noda - Girls #17: Chisato, you cooked it right?

Chisato Matsui - Girls #19: It wasn't me! Haruka cooked it too!
Haruka Tanizawa - Girls #12: Me, poison?
Yukie Utsumi: It was nobody. Cut it out!
Haruka Tanizawa - Girls #12: You're suspicious yourself!
Yukie Utsumi: [tries to stop Haruka] Haruka!
Haruka Tanizawa - Girls

#12: Last two nights, you didn't sleep at all... it just means you didn't trust us!
Satomi Noda - Girls #17: Forget my sleeping pills!
Haruka Tanizawa - Girls #12: Insomnia at your age?
Yukie Utsumi: Cut it out! Satomi! Lower that gun!

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Training Video Girl: [in Japanese] Hello, everyone in Class B!
Teacher Kitano: [clapping happily] Ok, hello!
Training Video Girl: You are the lucky class chosen for this year's Battle Royale!
[welcoming hand gesture]
Training Video Girl: Congratulations!
Teacher Kitano:

[welcoming hand gesture] Thank you!