Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.